zubat:

If you’re in public and you can’t figure out a stranger’s gender, follow these steps:

  • Don’t worry about it.

slayboybunny:

date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside 

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

(Source: helmofhades)

beben-eleben:

Octopus-Inspired Design Ideas

bewbies:

I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO TAG ME IN POSTS

IF YOU POST A SELFIE, THEN TAG ME. I WILL REBLOG IT.

IF YOU MAKE A PERSONAL POST, TAG ME AND I’LL COMMENT ON IT

IF YOU MAKE A POINTLESS POST THEN TAG ME AND I’LL GIVE IT A NOTE

JUST TAG ME IN SHIT

TAG ME ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!

fuglyselfie:

"We Could Have Named The Song After A Part Of The Chorus But Fuck That" by Panic! at the Disco

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
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qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

mamamura:

of course i want kids. what? children? no no you misunderstand. i mean baby goats. why the hell would i want baby human beings? thats gross.

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.