OOOH MY GOODNESS LOOK AT THE LONG BUN SNUGGLING KITTY OH MY GOODNES BUN FTTY BABY
be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool
I want to be a Hobbit so badly.
1. You eat at least 7 times a day.
2. You’re short and cute.
3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon).
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect little curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.
I see no downsides to this.
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
When ever I hit my instrument I say “ouch” as if it were an extension of me and not an inanimate object that is not capable of feeling pain.